Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, August 02, 2008

A new dance routine???

What do men usually talked about when they sat or stand together? In thought that the disussion would always end up with hot girls, sex, bike, cars. But these 3 guys standing together on thebalcony proved me wrong. Though I never found out what they were doing but it looks like they are working on a new dance routine :P.

Step 1: Guy 1 point towards the sky while Guy 2 observed it carefully while Guy 3 looked away


Step2: Guy 2 now got the steps and joined Guy 1. I guess the step would be like..left arm up, right arm up..and so on..and Guy 3 is still lost so just laughed away (but secretly observing the routine)



Step 3: Guy 3 finally got the hang of the it and joined Guy 1 and 2

The routine is a bit too tough for me :D

Friday, August 31, 2007

I am rich :D

Here's for a laugh:-

Proved that I am about to be the richest Mizo, :P


Dear Winner,
WINNING NOTIFICATION
The prestigious Micrsoft and aol has set out and sucessfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the new year 2007 anniversary we rolled out over ?£5,000.000.00 (Five million Great Britain Pounds) for our end of year Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

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ONLINE PROMOTION DEPARTMENT
20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10,United Kingdom.
Ref: BTD/968/07
Batch: 409978MAY

Dear Lucky winner,
This is to bring to your notice that your email address, has been announced as one of the 10 lucky emails that won 1.500,000.00 GBP (ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING) in the MICROSOFT, YAHOO AND AOL. "LUCKY BALL " Promotion. Please contact this agent for details: johnparker62152252@yahoo.com

Announcer
Management

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The National Lottery,
35 North Fredrick
Street London.
WD1 12T.
United Kingdom
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#678) of the THUNDERBALL WINNING under the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Sat 11 Aug 07 . Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 06-11-19-20-33-09


You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £250,000.00 (Two hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.

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HERITAGE LOTTERY FUNDS,
UNITED KINGDOM.
GAMBLING BOARD OF GREAT BRITAIN
LICENSED. REF NO: HLF/200-26937,
(Registration 70339411).
REGISTERED UNDER, THE DATA PROTECTION ACT.
HERITAGE LOTTERY FUNDS INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS.
P.O Box 1103
Asbury Street, Creek Road, Deptford, London SE8

REF NO: HLF/200-26937
BATCH: 2005MJL-01
ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION. AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER:
UNITED KINGDOM
ATTENTION: WINNER

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of
the HERITAGE MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY WINNINGS PROGRAMS .Your company or
your personal e-mail address, is attached to winning number
12-14-16-35-40-24, With serial number S/N-12678,consequently won in
the sixth lottery category.

You are therefore been approved for lump sums pay out of GBP
£1,500,000.00 POUNDS in cash Credited to file REF NO: HLF/200-26937
and winning number 12-14-16-35-40-24, this is from total prize money of GBP
£7,500,000.00 POUNDS, shared among the Five (5) international winners
in this category
'

And etc etc

So, anyone wants to marry me?..hahahhahaa

Saturday, July 15, 2006

In a chat room

Following is sent to me by sundanc.. while in chat room. I happened to like it so much that I saved it and I recently discover this among my files. Thought of sharing with you:

walker97: but i belive jesus said its better to poker you eye out then look at naked woman

walker97: or somthing like that

walker97: and he rose your man levis from the dead beacuse he was a good christian i believe

walker97: so if you dont look at naked women and you follow levis paths you should be good, amen

walker97: pretty much what its sayin brothers and sisters if you watch porn you need to pluck out ur eyes

walker97: u gotta pluk

walker97: and also follow what levis did

walker97: cause whatever he did jesus made him alive again

walker97: i think

walker97: i dunno but there was a dude in a tree...

walker97: i think he jumped on jesus when he was walking buy and he made him a disciple

walker97: i dunno what else that guy did but u should follow his ways cause jesus liked h

walker97: he likes people who fish too

walker97: except one guy he made a whale eat one guy i dunno who that was

walker97: but he was evil so he had the whale eat him

walker97: and he fed 5000 people with 2loafs of bread one time

walker97: cause he liked them

walker97: you should see what they did also

walker97: and one disciple got his ear chopped off defending jesus

walker97: and one said he wouldnt deny him as the lord and a rosster crowed 3 times and he did

walker97: and one dude hung himself im not sure why but i think he stole silver

walker97: and jesus said he couldnt come to heaven

walker97: so dont do what he did

walker97: but one of them was able to walk on water

walker97: jesus gave power to one man to walk on the ocean

walker97: he was a fisherman

walker97: he might have been lookin for the whale that ate hid friend i dont know

:mi 1 in a lo soisel deuh a
: then you preach inm trying my best a ti

walker97: k let me continue

walker97: so anyways jesus fought withe the romans

walker97: and died for 3 days

walker97: and he came back to life

walker97: and his friend peter saw him and got scared

walker97: he told his sisters about it and they didnt believe him

walker97: but they came down to the tomb and he was standing there

walker97: and then he left

walker97: and thats pretty much matthew

: genesis kan soi leh ang e ati e
: matthew a zo chiah a

walker97: god made the heavens and the earth in the begining

walker97: and then he made oceans and animals

walker97: and on the 7th day he made a man

walker97: he named him adam

walker97: and he liked him

walker97: so follow his ways

walker97: but then he made him a woman

walker97: and she messed everything up

walker97: she ate one of gods apples

walker97: and he got mad and made them naked

walker97: then they had to eat the animals

walker97: to survive

walker97: and then they had to leave the garden of eden

walker97: and then god told them they were wicked and he was going to flood the earth

walker97: damn muslims

walker97: they should have heard my sermon i would have them convereted



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