Why Are You Still Single?

I took a "Why Are You Still Single?" test at Tickle the other day, and this is my result :

You're single because you don't want to get hurt

Ever heard the expression, "Once bitten, twice shy?" You can probably relate to this, can't you? Your last relationship may have left you a little raw in emotions, and the memories are likely still fresh in your mind. Fresher than you can sometimes believe. With a hurt like that, you're probably not so eager to enter the drama again — and we can't say that we blame you. You may be so afraid of getting hurt that you take things to heart big-time when you're involved with someone — after all, you've been hurt before, why can't it happen again? You also may be guilty of comparing potential mates to your ex who may still constantly loom large in your mind.

But maybe, just maybe, it's time to check your baggage at the door and let a new person into your life with a clean slate. You have a lot to offer someone, but you can't do it when you have one foot firmly planted in the past.

I know it may sound stupid to you but sadly, I gotta agree with my result. Sometimes I feel that I have this so called "Philophobia".

Do you ever feel that when you like a certain someone but then fear and think "If I fall for him, someone will come and take him away from me again" and so I always end up having short relationship...'cos it hurts so bad. You might call me coward, stupid...and you will be right 'cos I am a coward and I dare not go through that phase again.

In a chat room

Following is sent to me by sundanc.. while in chat room. I happened to like it so much that I saved it and I recently discover this among my files. Thought of sharing with you:

walker97: but i belive jesus said its better to poker you eye out then look at naked woman

walker97: or somthing like that

walker97: and he rose your man levis from the dead beacuse he was a good christian i believe

walker97: so if you dont look at naked women and you follow levis paths you should be good, amen

walker97: pretty much what its sayin brothers and sisters if you watch porn you need to pluck out ur eyes

walker97: u gotta pluk

walker97: and also follow what levis did

walker97: cause whatever he did jesus made him alive again

walker97: i think

walker97: i dunno but there was a dude in a tree...

walker97: i think he jumped on jesus when he was walking buy and he made him a disciple

walker97: i dunno what else that guy did but u should follow his ways cause jesus liked h

walker97: he likes people who fish too

walker97: except one guy he made a whale eat one guy i dunno who that was

walker97: but he was evil so he had the whale eat him

walker97: and he fed 5000 people with 2loafs of bread one time

walker97: cause he liked them

walker97: you should see what they did also

walker97: and one disciple got his ear chopped off defending jesus

walker97: and one said he wouldnt deny him as the lord and a rosster crowed 3 times and he did

walker97: and one dude hung himself im not sure why but i think he stole silver

walker97: and jesus said he couldnt come to heaven

walker97: so dont do what he did

walker97: but one of them was able to walk on water

walker97: jesus gave power to one man to walk on the ocean

walker97: he was a fisherman

walker97: he might have been lookin for the whale that ate hid friend i dont know

:mi 1 in a lo soisel deuh a
: then you preach inm trying my best a ti

walker97: k let me continue

walker97: so anyways jesus fought withe the romans

walker97: and died for 3 days

walker97: and he came back to life

walker97: and his friend peter saw him and got scared

walker97: he told his sisters about it and they didnt believe him

walker97: but they came down to the tomb and he was standing there

walker97: and then he left

walker97: and thats pretty much matthew

: genesis kan soi leh ang e ati e
: matthew a zo chiah a

walker97: god made the heavens and the earth in the begining

walker97: and then he made oceans and animals

walker97: and on the 7th day he made a man

walker97: he named him adam

walker97: and he liked him

walker97: so follow his ways

walker97: but then he made him a woman

walker97: and she messed everything up

walker97: she ate one of gods apples

walker97: and he got mad and made them naked

walker97: then they had to eat the animals

walker97: to survive

walker97: and then they had to leave the garden of eden

walker97: and then god told them they were wicked and he was going to flood the earth

walker97: damn muslims

walker97: they should have heard my sermon i would have them convereted

Topsy Turvy Land

The other night(WC final night, to be exact), I and a friend went out for a ride - just a ride. When we approached the main road, we were stopped by a police duty..asking questions like- license hai? Document hai? and to which the answers were 'yes'. Then he called my friend and later he gave 100 bucks to the police and then he let us go. I was quite pissed off by this incident..the police taking money for no particular reason..hmph...the great Delhi Police.

This very incident led me to think the poem we used to learn while in middle school -The Topsy Turvy Land. Though I coudn't recall all that in the poem, I still remember the line -

You pay for what you never get,

In Topsy Turvy Land

Might sound funny but I feel that this is what hapening now with the police out here. Come to think of it, were they able to solve the Jessica Lal's case?..and that is waht they are suppose to do. Besides, they are on duty to protect the citizen....they are the one to protect you from being robbed and not being robbed by them.

This kind of incident once happened to a person I knew very very well. They were standing on a crowded highway and were having Pizza that was when a policeman approaced them and ask all kind of questions, then later manage to take 500 bucks from them..and you knwo what that police said to them "Even if you take this matter to the headquater, I can cook up any story since you are male and female.." **whew** thats the kind of world we are living in, the Topsy Turvy World.

Oh, by the way, not a single sip of beer/wine..name it..taken.

Me