Happy Holloween to all (of late, eh!).
I received this in my email and here are a few of my favorites:
If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately.
Never read aloud from a book that summons demons. Even as a joke.
Don't look under the bed. (loud and clear, lol)
Never believe that your companion has truly become "dispossessed."
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. (Note: It will probably take several rounds of gunfire to incapacitate them, so be prepared.)
If demons begin possessing your companions, it's a good idea to leave the area as soon, and as quickly as possible.
If you've just finished running over the maniac/spirit/demon/creature in your car, keep going. Most certainly do not get out of the car under any circumstances to see if he/she/it is "really" dead.
If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately or else you will quickly die.
If you're running from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, expect to trip and/or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Do not turn to look back, if you do, you stand a good chance of tripping immediately and being killed. If you turn and look back, and you don't see the maniac/spirit/demon/creature chasing you, stop and run immediately back the way you came because the maniac/spirit/demon/creature is now in front of you.
If you are alone in a house and something calls your name, leave the house immediately through whatever exit is in the opposite direction. If there is no exit, make one.
Listen closely to the soundtrack for hints on what is going on around you. Use all resources available, especially the audience, for on the average, they are much, much more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.
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